The Thin Red Line

Plot: GI's on Guadacanal in danger of dying from artsie-fartsieness. The only casualty is you, the unlucky audience member.

Review: This movie has to be the dullest, most uneventful war movie ever. No plot, no tension, no characters, no point. Only dreary, overly long dream sequences of people you don't know or care about. AND NO NUDITY. Going to this movie makes getting shot seem preferable.

Reviewed by: Jim Orbin

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