American Pie

Plot: Four high school guys conspire to lose their virginity before they graduate from high school, establishing the prom as their clandestine event by which to complete this feat. The storyline is a traveloge of maturbatory gyrations (including socks, good ole' fashion friggin'--sorry Sparky--baked goods and premature ejaculation). For kicks, there are complimentary boob shots, a repressed middle aged man--not Jake--a horny mother, and of course, fecal halarity.

Review: Yes, this is the Porky's of the 90s sans a big, sweaty fat guy and a bar. I'd like to put it at the same level as Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but two words prevent such an elevation... Phoebe Cates. (Sorry... slight delay while the mind wanders.) Ok, I'm back. This flick had several scenes of absolute inane halarity (read: Apple Pie and Shitter scenes), with a plethora of sexual bumbling. Sounds like my high school career. E.B.

Reviewed by: Earl Boxer

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